Paper Mache

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.

Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017

slut machine

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.

Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!

by Snarpan June 13, 2017

food machine broke

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car

Food machine broke
Understandable, have a good day

by Kfantu1313 July 5, 2017

Chencing Machine

Nickname of EXO's Chen.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.

MC: "What do you call yourself?"
Chen: "Chencing machine."

by lizbird July 31, 2017

piece machine

Anything that is determine to be a piece.

That's a damn piece machine.

by Auteylou August 12, 2017

penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

by Sam morph September 22, 2017