Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.

Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.

by Tom Ato December 2, 2022

Kevin

The perfect example for the perfect boy.

He's always there for you and you can tell him everything.
He's kind and smart and just hot af. The way he treats his girlfriend is pure gold. It's hard to find a boy like him, so keep him and be there for him whenever he needs you.

Wow, he's perfect. I bet he's a kevin.

by Ohoratyehet January 13, 2017

kevin fine

Absolutely gay and wants to suck dick

Kevin fine likes dicks in his mouth

by Pornstarriven November 29, 2016

Kevin Lee Brown

Very sexy and smart. One of the greatest people ever. A great sex machine and all girls want him. He is great at everything. He is more beast more than his dad. If you get a Kevin keep him. He is the most bad ass person ever.

I'll Kevin lee brown your ass into next week.

by Poppy small Wang April 18, 2018

Kevin Cabrera

Kevin is goofy and Mexican he loves bubble booties

Kevin Cabrera smacks the bubble booty

by anonymous May 10, 2023

Kevin

ugly kid who likes to leave girls heartbroken and deserves the chancla cause he such a evil child

OMG KEVIN TRIED TO MAKE THAT OTHER GIRL JEALOUS BY FLIRTING WITH ANOTHER GIRL
OMG KEVIN IS SO STUPID
OMG

by dontstealmybacon January 9, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis

"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"

by Simon Lin August 11, 2024