Spit jockey

That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all

Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

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Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.

1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.

by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

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Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016

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Nob jockey

A homosexual man or woman who regularly rides a so called "nob"

The whore is such a nob jockey

by Nazi star 123 August 24, 2016

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Thumb Jockey

A texting driver.

"I passed so many Thumb Jockeys on my last motorcycle trip; mostly between Illinois and Ohio."

by Off with her head! September 7, 2016

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new jockey

A new boyfriend 'jockstrap' someone has been dumped and replaced with a new ride .

Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"

Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"

by Darren kim December 28, 2016

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