January 5th

National school fight day 2.0

Its january 5th time to finally have a school fight

by Shaz05 December 18, 2021

january 14th

jokes on you day

person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude

by 👁👄👁✨ January 13, 2022

january 11

The day where you HAVE to get a new crush. If you're not with them yet, they're not worth it!

them: its january 11!
you: i dont like you anymore sorry
them:but its my birthday! :(
you:sucks for you

by ur best fried friend :) January 10, 2022

January 3rd

Real niggas day. A day where all dudes get chocolate and Xbox/ play station gift cards😙.

Her: happy real niggas day. January 3rd is the only day that is meant for u

Him: thanks 😊

by Annoying annoys December 3, 2020

january 31st

give your girl bsf your hoodie for 5 whole days and hug them

Emily: hey, it’s january 31st
Jake: oh,l okay have my hoodie

hugs*

by ihaveapig January 29, 2024

January

A person that name starts with an A and they aere the best boyfriend they are very tall they are handsome caring and fine asf

Damn who is that ?
Idk but their fine asf
Oh he was born on January 3

by Wooooooooooooooo😑😑 November 23, 2021

Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm

A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you

by meh12558 December 3, 2018