January

National sit on a lap month

Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now

by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020

january 28th

My mf birthday. Kinda sucks tho because it’s in winter.

“I can’t wait for january 28th!”
“what’s january 28th?”
“Makia shaffers mf birthday”

by mswaggyshaff November 24, 2021

January 6th

People born on this day are 10x hotter than everyone else.

Oh my god did you see that hottie, I bet she was born on January 6th.

by January 6th January 5, 2022

January 18

Spike aka Ezric birthday!!!

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!

by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021

January 20th

introverts are born on this day.

I HATE PEOPLE. i was born January 20th.

by anonymous October 27, 2021

January 18th, 2021

National ask Max Gladwell out and he has to say yes day.

“Max Gladwell, will you go out with me?”
“yes because it’s january 18th, 2021”

by realbob30 January 17, 2021

18 January

The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn

Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”

N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “

by Wtfchickennugget January 15, 2021