Skip to main content

i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.
Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.
by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016
mugGet the i lift at home mug.

Home

Good to be back home in the pubs with the people that you love

And a crawl around the clubs getting high
GTBBH all alone when you're running up the phone bill
Trying to raise the cents for the rent
GTBBH with your kid and you ask him what he did
Well, he burned the house down to the ground
GTBBH with the wife and to have some kind of life
And to wake up and break up again
Good to be back home
Good to be back home

GTBBH on a love tip, gotta keep a grip
When the ship's going down, you can flip
GTBBH off the junk food, seen as a clean dude
And instill a clean bill of health
GTBBH hear the sounds of the city all around
And the music, the new licks you found
GTBBH at the Lane for a relegation game
As the boys get caned once again
Good to be back home
Good to be back home
Good to be back home
Good to be back home
I'm not homeless, I'm just restless
I get itchy feet and reckless
I've been traveling so long, cracking
I don't really know what is happening
Here is there is anywhere and home is my ass on a chair
Then I wish I was gone and then I wish I was home
Then I wish I was gone (AWOL) then I wish I was home (AWOL)
AWOL, AWOL
Then I wish I was gone (AWOL) then I wish I was home (AWOL)
Hello home
by Death Menace August 29, 2023
mugGet the Home mug.

were going home

When something gets updates and changes so much it doesn't look like the original thing but then someone makes a remake of the original thing and it looks exactly like the thing before all the updates.
Person 1: Yo have you seen the Chapter One map someone remade in Fortnite?

Person 2: Wait really? WERE GOING HOME!!
by rightfootcreep March 30, 2023
mugGet the were going home mug.

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard
by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023
mugGet the home bowl syndrome mug.

drive you home

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.
Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022
mugGet the drive you home mug.

It's coming home

A phrase England fans say every time England progresses in an international tournament. Usually the World Cup and the Euros.
"Harry Kane just scored a penalty to win it in the 90+3' against San Marino!"
"Wow, It's coming home for sure!
by anonymous December 9, 2023
mugGet the It's coming home mug.

Run Home Girl

Love has a strange way of finding out
Everything in your heart
Strangest of all is you never know
Just what it is that's tearing you apart
Seasons may pass, summers come and go
Dreams flashing through your mind
Love is something that you dream about
Something that you left behind
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Time has a strange way of reaching out
The years turn to yesterday
Reach out a hand, try to grab the past
Stop it all slipping away
Happens to you almost anywhere
A flash before the storm
Just reach out a hand, try to touch her face
Only to find she is gone
Just like I told you again
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Never known love burn so bright
Little girl could have been so right
We could have been so happy
I won't be there
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Love has a strange way of turning round
When happiness turns to pain
Something that you thought you had has gone
And somehow things will never be the same
That hurt gets so bad as the days go by
A hurt that no drug can cure
There's only one thing that can satisfy
There's only one thing I'm longing for
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
by Death Menace August 18, 2023
mugGet the Run Home Girl mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email