Facebook Prophet

People that regularly post prophetic, inspirational status updates.

A Facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."

- F. N. Douchebag

by hardwoodstan August 6, 2009

Facebook Gangster

A suburban teenager who identifies with the urban hip hop culture, but doesn't have any idea what an underprivileged life is. They listen to hip hop, wear their pants way below their waist, and act like the "man's keeping them down" while they watch their 42" flat screen TV's, attend private school, text constantly on their iPhones and spend hours on Facebook sharing their plight with other e-gansters.

Parent's Text: Almost home, did you finish your homework?

Response: OMG, wifi down for 20 mins tonight. Fix it. Cant live this way. Couldn't watch Snoop's new youtube. Almost had to go to coffee bean.

Parent's Text: You poor thing, how can we raise you under such circumstances? I'll be home soon. Do you need a latte from Starbucks, or are you still a Facebook Gangster?

by Russell H February 21, 2011

booyah facebook

A book containing pictures of all women with whom a particular male has had sex.

I think it's time to add another entry to my booyah facebook! Aw yeah!

by Asscandy September 22, 2003

Facebook poke

A feature on Facebook which allows users to interact without actually talking. Many guys falsely perceive it as a way for girls to indicate that they want to have sexual intercourse with said guy.

Guy #1: "Whats good, nigga? LaNeesha facebook poked me. Dat bitch deff wants the D."

Guy #2: "Shit Tyrone, get it together!"

by TyroneDaPussyEater February 5, 2013

New Facebook

Inferior new design for Facebook. Not half as good as the original Facebook.

The New Facebook is just a Myspace bitch!

by Annon12345321 November 2, 2008

facebook stunt

When a person does something crazy and posts pictures it or writes something crazy/questionable on his/her wall to attract attention.

Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!

Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."

Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."

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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"

Cheri: "No, what?!"

Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"

Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."

by Gauche Di Trolio May 20, 2009

Facebook Valkyrie

When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.

*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.

Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"

by chicken hawk 105 January 22, 2011