Cadbury Creme Egg

Mermaid Placenta covered in Horse Wax

Teacher : What is a Mermaid Placenta?
Student: An Ingridient in Cadbury Creme Eggs

by LookAtThisGraph August 8, 2017

Egg Drop soup

The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.

Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.

by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019

where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.

Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.

by whoisboris February 13, 2019

Cadbury Egg Drop

You shove a Cadberry egg up a man’s ass. He squats over another man and pushes the egg out onto his chest. He then cracks the egg into the other man’s mouth and feeds him the chocolate.

Scott enjoyed having an occasional Cadbury egg drop.

by CruiseWood September 14, 2018

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

Muddy duck eggs

A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.

"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or

Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"

by Ddddddidddddd August 10, 2019