Douche nugget

A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.

"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."

by notsurewhattouseasmypseudonym January 23, 2017

Douche Goose

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

by Juju and olive April 14, 2012

Douche Balloon

when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.

Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon

Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon

by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011

Douche of the Year

A person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the title, "Douche of the Year"

-Dude, did you hear that James totally painted a penis on Chad's car?
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year

by The0riginal February 23, 2011

Douche Move

Douche Move: v. def. Anything stupid done that makes one look like an even bigger douche.

ex. She fell into the raft. It was a real douche move.

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

douche mover

one who moves douchily

dude you are such a douche mover

by monkeytitnuts February 14, 2010

Douche Act

An action only a douche would do that often involves being a heartless jerk.

Geo: "Did you see how Joe just slapped Lindsey's soda out of her hand?"

Jason: "Yeah, what a douche act, he's such a douche."

by Walrus I Am January 27, 2010