Musty Dog

When a male straddles a female's face on all fours and she sucks his testicles while masturbating him with her hand.

Dude, last night I walked in on Katrina while she was giving Perry a musty dog.

Mr. Chad frequently asks his employees to give him a musty dog.

Terry could not resist asking for a musty dog after cutting the grass.

William: Hey Brandi. I think we should try something new today.
Brandi: Like what?

William: Give me a musty dog! Now!

Brandi: But William, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your taint, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best musty dog!
William: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.

Mr. Wardrip frequently gets a musty dog on Sunday afternoons.

(also frequently referred to as "getting a Wathen"

by Baskin McGlory June 23, 2012

Fucking The Dog

After finishing all the tasks at a job for that particular day, but still having time before the end of your shift, a person will hide or do something non-productive until the shift ends.

Bill: "Where have you been hiding?"

Joe: "Well i got all my work done, but i can't punch out for another hour. I'm just fucking the dog."

Bill: "Yeah it looks like it."

by djplor April 10, 2009

brown dog

The desire to take a shit, or deffacate. Indicates an urgent need to poop.

"Dude, I gotta go. I got a big brown dog barking at the back door."

by Plankto February 8, 2007

dog roll

A sausage(the dog) in a buttered roll .. not a pastry sausage roll .. not a hotdog ...

2 dog rolls , 2 bacon rolls and a pint of milk please ...
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by J.J.M December 16, 2007

horn dog

an extremely horny person. usually male.

boy: i just want some sexxxx!!!!
girl: you're such a horn dog.

by MyBFFIsAGayHornDog January 21, 2008

cum dog

man or woman who loves to give lots of head.

karmen is a fuckin cum head. yum yum

by Ashlee April 22, 2005

Dog on a roof

A surprising comic juxtaposition, often indicating disorder or chaos.

I was traveling in Cuba, and it was totally dog on a roof - buildings falling apart, mule carts facing down buses, and guys going to jail for getting mugged.

by Global domination guy June 10, 2011