Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
by RetroBonez May 17, 2020
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Depression: ur parents are divorced. ur sis is ur counselor/ therapist. u cry urself to sleep every night bc u are scared u r letting people down and ur a disappointment. u hate life and people.
by uronline_bestieboo1 July 5, 2022
Get the Depressed mug.Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:
-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
by lolWhichName September 16, 2022
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Get the Depression mug.1) That dark place that you fall back into after years of trying and trying to fight your fight your way out! That place where nothing makes you happy, where everything is dark and sad. You continue to try and try to fight your way back out but you only fall deeper and deeper into a health deteriorating state of utter depression and anxiety.
2) Something every edgy 12 year old claims to have after listening to MCR for the first time!
3) Being in school
4) That thing that Germany through after WW1
5) (to the theme of that one One Direction song) THE STORY OF MY LIFE
2) Something every edgy 12 year old claims to have after listening to MCR for the first time!
3) Being in school
4) That thing that Germany through after WW1
5) (to the theme of that one One Direction song) THE STORY OF MY LIFE
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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