Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024

Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger

Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*

by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019

Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday

Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday

by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023

Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

Crackerism

A White behavior (ex. not seasoning food)

Black guy: Oh hell nahh! This recipe look fire but the dude ain’t use no seasoning

Mexican guy: Nahh, foo thats a Crackerism!

by addingISMStoslurs May 11, 2024

Cracker Man

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.

Oh look! It's Cracker Man!

by Dogsarehot202020 August 8, 2021