He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.

Circus clown by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

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Canon Clown

An extreme fan of the official Star Wars Canon content such as the infamous sequel trilogy of movies or the TV show Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008-2020), for examples.
Sometimes Canon Clowns are bold or stupid enough to say that the Star Wars EU sucks, which it does not.

Some canon fan: "Hurr Durr Legends sucks Canon rocks"
Anyone with a brain: "You canon clowns can't be taken seriously."

Canon Clown by 5uprEmakMut March 23, 2021

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Intervention clown

Someoene that wants to change the definition of reality.

People that knew the intervention clown well, such as family, knew that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious, and called her the mouth of the south for good reason. The interventions were essentially somebody else or some authority figure pulling some other kid off of her over her mouth in life, but what she didn't realize was that the other kid didn't need anybody's respect any more than she did. Not from coworkers, not from other males, not from anybody, whether they ever had anybody's respect or not. She didn't seem to grasp that she was a bully herself, trying to dominate another group of people (males).

Intervention clown by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

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Satanic clown orgy

Toronto, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles any city that generally has a high concentration of degens and freeloaders who would rather spend money they don’t earn on organic veg while smoking darts than get a job and earn their own money

“What fucking satanic clown orgy did you just crawl out of?”

Satanic clown orgy by Zanderguy August 13, 2021

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