Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021

Band

Clear up confusion.
1 Rack = $1000 or a G
10 Racks = $10,000 or 1 Band

Go to a bank withdraw $10,000 and it will have a Band labeled $10,000

I told that broke muth@fuk@ to run me a Band and we'll call it even. This fool only had a rack. That won't cover the down payment.

by MegaMike73 May 17, 2021

lil band$

THE BEST FUCKING PRODUCER IN MICHIGAN!!!

John: Did you know lil band$ is the best producer in Michigan?
Lila: Of course I did!

by lil band$ December 26, 2023

stoopid band 72

i honestly don't know any more.

Human: "stoopid band 72"

Another human: "what"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

ho band

Wristbands that attract the hoes

Mike, I like your ho band.

by OGhoband August 1, 2023

Band Camp

Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd

Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better

by TrumpetKid15 September 4, 2019

Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023