Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy

Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack

by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025

kanack attack

In Hawaii, a "kanak attack" refers to the sudden feeling of intense laziness or sleepiness that follows overeating. It's a colloquial term, often used humorously to describe the post-meal drowsiness.

I ate too much and am having major kanack attack.

Response in agreement: Bro, I’m kanacked too.

by Kanacked June 1, 2025

slander attack

Responding back with a slanderous/false statement against someone, when one can't come up with a valid and factual argument

This creator was hit with a ''slander attack'' and is getting cancelled online.

by som3where-s4fe June 4, 2025

Fat Attack

When an overly sized women/man has a heat stroke

Le'mair was having a 'Fat Attack' the bar was too crowded and we had to move him outside and water his gills

by Skaterdude666 June 11, 2025

Hippie Heart Attack

When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!

Person1:What did you take?…

Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!

by PretentiousFart420 December 6, 2022

attack shaming

Sending online messages in war based strategy games, MMORPGs, etc with the intent of shaming the player for attacking.

Jack - “ why are you attacking ME?”
Jill- “ this is not FarmVille, you downloaded a game that has a war aspect, play some defense instead of attack shaming me”
Jack” what?”
Jill “ just give me that pail of water”

by Shaolin Ben December 17, 2022

Ejac attack

The sudden and uncontrollable need to go immediately masturbate.

Metri had an ejac attack and needed to go use the bathroom for over 3 hours

by Antmanmanman December 18, 2022