April 28

The day all the worst bitched were born and the most hated

Hey! its your birthday on April 28 you must be someone no one likes and are an absolute bitch to everyone

by Yoohoo bitch! November 17, 2020

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April 23

The day a girl named Krystin, or Paris are born.They are kind,pretty,and really skinny.They also love fortinite and Minecraft and probably have a friend named Mary.

Friend 1:omg she’s so nice,when she’s birthday.
Friend 2:isn’t it obvious,April 23!

by Unknown ❤️ November 20, 2019

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april 32

April 32 or may 1st but use this instead because April is easier to say because may is stupid

Gilbert: Are you excited for April 32?
Tyrell: What the fuck is April 32?
Gilbert: It's may first duhh...

by retard284 April 16, 2019

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April 9th

National assholes day

April 9th is the day where the biggest assholes were born

by Lollipop74827482 November 25, 2020

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A whole month in which you are not allowed to shave yourself.

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No kind of facial hair may be removed in any way.

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The wuzz who grows the least facial hair by the end of the month gets their cloths wetted.

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The person who gows the most facial hair by the end of the mont, recieves a secret reward.

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People who regularly enjoys metal music are not allowed in the contest.

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§4 does of course only apply people who already have a great amount of facial hair. They are prematurely disqualified.

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Following the rules is MANDATORY.

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Are the rules not followed by a competitor, this person must buy the other competitors beer.
The beer has to be cold bottled beer.

I see you're enjoying some cold beer. Can i have a bottle?

Sure, my friend just lost the "No Shave April"-competition.

by 1.c-SG April 8, 2011

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