Anal Puss

When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.

I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)

by theCraw2 August 25, 2009

Anal Bolemia

The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of pooping without actually having to stop what you're doing (or not doing) in order to go to the bathroom. Similar to the act of throwing-up....I.E. Bolemia.

"I Just like the feel of pooping, but I'm to lazy to go do it."

"I have Anal Bolemia."

by ace71730 September 17, 2006

Anal Crackers

The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most

Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.

by Billbelicheck March 13, 2014

Anal Reparations

A widely accepted method for celebrating the holiday Juneteenth, in which white girls provide reparations for slavery to black men in the form of anal.

“Yo, got any plans for Juneteenth this Saturday?”
“Yeah, I’ve got this hot blonde Mickenzie coming over, she’s going to provide me with some anal reparations.”

by bobbobbobobobbob June 16, 2021

Anal return

A firm slap on the arse following a failed high five.

If one attempts to high five another but fails, he must promptly slap the fellow high fiver on the buttocks thus providing the Anal return.

by lukaduka September 25, 2006

anal suprise

when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.

Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!

by dalton and nick December 15, 2006

Sober Anal

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.

Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.

by 8toes May 4, 2010