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Loud Egg head

a egg looking person and is very loud and has a 70% chance of being dropped on his head.
Rick:'' look at him"
bob: "Hes such a loud egg head"
by KI* ddd December 2, 2016
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Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.
by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020
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Cadbury Egg Drop

You shove a Cadberry egg up a man’s ass. He squats over another man and pushes the egg out onto his chest. He then cracks the egg into the other man’s mouth and feeds him the chocolate.
Scott enjoyed having an occasional Cadbury egg drop.
by CruiseWood September 14, 2018
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half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
by Sexydimma July 13, 2016
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egg mush special

the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food

Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special

Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
by Tuckaa March 14, 2010
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Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023
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Widerstehest the Almighty Egg

A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.
"Look it's Widerstehest the Almighty Egg, the god of Peace!
by SovOverlord April 23, 2022
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