Brain Boog

A booger that feels like a hard boog when being picked, but is attached to soft gooey boogs which when pulled out, seems like it is attached to the brain.

Oops, I thought that was a hard boog that I could quickly pick, roll, and flick. I had no idea it was attached part of my frontal lobe. That was one hell of a brain boog.

by ranger32 June 11, 2009

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

Disney brain

A person on vacation who thinks nothing bad can happen to them.

Because of her Disney brain, the woman set her child on the bison's back for a photo-op, never thinking that the wild animal could injure the child.

by Black Heart Irene July 30, 2020

Bash the brains

Jack off vigorously.

Im gonna go bash the brains.

by Plagueis teh wise October 15, 2020

brain conference

A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.

B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.

C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.

A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!

B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.

C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!

by brainconference54 May 14, 2009

big brain

Big brain is a common saying used by many middle/high school ages students who want to express that they are

a) actually dumb and are covering up their mistake
b)says something smart

c) wants to fit it
these comments are made after any of (a,b, or c).

person 1- i just saw a dog and thought it was a cat
person 2- that’s really big brain of you

by yep it’s me 1107 March 6, 2020

Mush brain

The mental status of an individual after a long night of indulging in copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, usually but not limited to Vegas bombs or an unhealthy count of bush light. Said individual is not able to respond to questions in proper English or make any decisions other than hydrating and sleeping.

"Hey do you want to get some breakfast?"
"uhh duhh."
"What's wrong have you gotten mush brain?"

by Bob Elliot November 28, 2016