a pound of weed

A pound of weed is a 1000 g's where it goes normally for 10 dollars a g. A pound of weed would get you a major discount and depending on the seller could range anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 although, if you buy it separately 1g at a time will reach $10,000.
by Davdi January 19, 2018
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Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.
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weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
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tasty weed

weed smoked with a hooka mixed with flavored tobacco
"Damn I could go for some tasty weed"
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jixy weed

have you seen a weed with something on it?
it is a helper weed
i saw a jixy weed under the plant
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Bob weed

It's weed that makes you become bob that's it.
Here smoke some bob weed.
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weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.
“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”
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