person 1: I clipped my birds wings so it doesn't fly away. Wing clipping is for their safety!
person 2: I amputated my dogs legs so it doesn't run away
person 1: Wow you're such a good owner!
person 2: I amputated my dogs legs so it doesn't run away
person 1: Wow you're such a good owner!
by Imbadatmakingusernames October 29, 2023
A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
The uncomfortable afterglow associated with the emotionally depressing experience of the after-affects of a 2-3 hour session at the Chinese all-you-can restaurant chain found all over the west Midlands, UK.
"Sorry boss, I can't come in to work today, me and the missus are both completely Wing Wah'd after our Dad's 64th last night. I've got spare ribs coming out of my arsehole."
by My name is Dave July 24, 2013
Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.
by Shmeu September 26, 2020
by EdSheeranFan69 April 21, 2021
I rolled a right wing dooey before the movie and the three of us were knocked out within 20 minutes!
by bobilton December 26, 2015
by shortCUT207 February 07, 2025