Weed Fart

A nickname for a very "ill-timed" plug.

A nickname for a plug with the worst timing EVER.

"Bro, he told me to pull-up but I've been sitting here for two hours!"

"Yeah bro, he a Weed Fart"

by beasliebeats March 9, 2022

Weeded

1. A term used to describe the cringe you’re witnessing without being extremely rude

2. To be picked out of your family to do chores

3. to be blamed in Among us as the imposter

4. To be accused of something your not responsible for.

Bruh, we just got weeded.

Damn my friends just weeded me for no reason at all.

This YouTube video I’m witnessing has weeded my brain out of existence.

My family weeded me out of my Funtime to do chores.

by Vizonex May 23, 2021

Weed

Weed is some shit that snoop dog and god smoke together on Sunday afternoons.

Weed somthing snoop and god smoke

by Caleb3 December 18, 2019

weed eat

getting high and licking someone's butthole.

Last Friday, I ate a bunch of brownies and found myself weed eating my girlfriend.

by Tawny Timberlake September 1, 2017

Weed-Kisses

The act of exhaling/blowing cannabis smoke into the genital orifice of a sexual partner

I got so stoned after my husband gave me weed-kisses

by Zemonic Indigo December 20, 2024

weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

by AB97 June 5, 2016