A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
Get the Weed Ogremug. 
Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.
It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...
It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...
by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020
Get the weedmug. What people are selling these days. Get you rocked, are found to be healthier than cigarettes. Dont use to much! (Wink wink)
by DancingMusic February 23, 2018
Get the Weedmug. Someone who regularly gets stoned by eating Space cakes, Brownies or space shakes laced with marijuana.
That dude was stoned again last Friday night, yeah he was eating space cakes again, hes a proper Weed muncher.
by Leodm1 February 8, 2021
Get the Weed Munchermug. by lar snort April 28, 2020
Get the weed tittymug. A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
Get the weed farmermug.