urban dictionary submitters

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit

me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

urban dictionary's SON

urban dictionary's son is dictionary a popular online dictionary were people won't just shut up. fine you look up pizza. the dictionary tells you that its a pizza with rotten mushrooms on it. you look up Kelly Clarkson. tells you a thing that hosts a show called ThE kEllY ClARksOn ShOw. after that you get pissed off by the spelling and you ditch your computer down the stairs.

I'm getting tired of urban dictionary so lets go look up Dictionary you find dictionary. huh maybe this is urban dictionary's SON. wowowowowoowowowwow

by hjgvfhufejjfjfjjejdjdjjfhhfhhh January 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary Famous

When your 15 minutes of fame is solely from a reference to you in an Urban Dictionary definition.

Sally: Our bartender Justin is so fly.

Jim: No he ain't Sally. He's just Urban Dictionary Famous because he created the recipe for a B58 shot.

by Larrychair September 4, 2016

urban dictionary porno

when people take the definition horny and then a whole ass porno script. Or they tell you to fuck off to porn hub.

I will not wright a urban dictionary porno until my schoolmates find this account or I get a singular like on one of my definitions

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Dates on urban dictionary

When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.

Example of Dates on urban dictionary

People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.

by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020

Rejected On Urban Dictionary

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.

Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.

by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020

Urban Dictionary Editors

Douchebag pricks that only publish stupid definitions of gross and disgusting things instead of things that actually have meaning.

LONG LIVE CHLODAN!!!!

Person 1: Oh you sent a definition entry to Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!

by SUKMIBAWLZ March 31, 2013