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Ur mom

by FluffymuFFin08 September 15, 2019
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A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.
Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*
by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019
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national give ur sister aids day

national gives your sister aids day is on september 23rd, be careful and have fun but don’t get caught! 🤘😂🤪
bro did you hear tomorrow is national give ur sister aids day?

wait for real yo? i’m totally participating!
yeah can’t get in trouble if it’s a holiday
by nolawswhenurdrinkingclawschad September 23, 2019
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ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.
person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom
by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019
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Ur mom

Ur mom is a milf
by Badlands chugs October 4, 2019
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Burn ur house down

Just said by cave johnson
Don't mind everything defined
He said let lyf take da lemons bacc
And he is famous for selling faulty products
I'm gonna burn ur house down
-cave johnson
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Ur Mum

Person #1-Hey bro, Wanna make out?
Person#2-No, Thats Ur Mum
by BigPPMcGee October 10, 2019
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