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telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.
John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.
by cinti August 24, 2006
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cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.
"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"
by TessAmanda November 2, 2007
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fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest
Jayden is a fair tool sir
by Mikki93 February 4, 2008
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pie tool

equates to dildo
by arfan September 28, 2008
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Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."
Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler
by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009
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mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft
Dude your a mule tool
by Deziken October 14, 2009
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shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from
Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".
by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010
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