by LookAtThisGraph August 8, 2017
Get the Cadbury Creme Egg mug.‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.
Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’
Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’
Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’
Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’
Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’
by Kipity August 25, 2018
Get the where are my eggs mug.A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.
by whoisboris February 13, 2019
Get the cage free egg mug.You shove a Cadberry egg up a man’s ass. He squats over another man and pushes the egg out onto his chest. He then cracks the egg into the other man’s mouth and feeds him the chocolate.
by CruiseWood September 14, 2018
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Get the Sudanese scrambled egg mug.When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
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