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Canadian sop

A drink of liquor or Canadian water that is poisoned with arsenic or poison
One sip of canadian sop and your life goes down the drain
by Stene987 November 1, 2020
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Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017
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Canadian Break and Enter

When someone goes on vacation and asks you to check in on their house while they're away. Ex: water plants, feed pets, shovel the driveway.
"We're going away for a week. Can you do a Canadian break and enter and feed our dog?". It's based on the stereotype that Canadians are so polite that when the break into a house they do nice things for the owner instead of stealing items.
by Dr. Buttface III February 14, 2020
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Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.
What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Canadian Shitstorm

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.
I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm
by BeccaAce February 6, 2021
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canadian cooter

The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.
I heard Todd gave his girl a Canadian Cooter, he is such a lucky guy.
by sexypinecone69 February 12, 2018
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Canadian Skyscraper

when a girl under 5'4" rides a dudes face that is over 5'10" while standing
buddy i gave emily a canadian skyscraper last night
by Bustta_Nudda_Budda August 29, 2019
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