by Caboose1256 March 21, 2020
Get the Peanut butter eggmug. When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
Get the Kinder Surprise Eggmug. A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.
by SovOverlord April 23, 2022
Get the Widerstehest the Almighty Eggmug. A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.
by Funsley February 10, 2021
Get the Four-Egg Omlettemug. the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food
Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special
Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special
Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
by Tuckaa March 14, 2010
Get the egg mush specialmug. by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023
Get the Kinder Egg Surprisemug. Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
by Sexydimma July 13, 2016
Get the half-baked eggmug.