bean freaker

Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)

The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.

Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.

by TLiT July 18, 2012

smack bean

An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.

eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.

‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.

by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019

Tot Bean

Tot is a nickname for cute small guys.

Girl *whispers* :Hes A TOT BEAN
Girl 2 *whispers* :GIRL U CRA-Z

by HaidynAvery May 16, 2017

Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames April 24, 2018

Bean bowl

When you perform anal on a partner who has digested corn, finish said act in an us and hold a bowl under the ass to catch any discharge.

I can't believe how much Corn you ate Sally! We are going to make a mean bean bowl tonight!

by Beaner17 June 26, 2015

Off a Bean

It means that the person is tweaking rather hard

"Dude, why did you do that? You off a bean."

by Spmazinglames April 24, 2016

Bean Teen

When you rub your inner thigh and rup it on your top lip and smell it.

Matthew rubbed his inner thigh after being outside and his ballsack was sweaty..he rubbed it and it smelled like bean teen

by BallsCKMAN August 10, 2010