Ninja Cum

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019

ninja looted

when some one takes way more than they need.

guy1: wow i said he could have a cigarette and he ninja looted half my pack

by b4113r March 26, 2009

Ninja Walk

Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.

The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.

by zbishop May 19, 2010

Ninja Fucking

To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"

Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"

Random guy: "Word."

Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"

Example 2

Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'

Girl 2: "Why not?"

Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"

Example 3

Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"

by DroBot January 13, 2011

JAGER-NINJA

When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!

JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink

by JAGERNINJA May 06, 2010

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

by dyslexicanaboko July 02, 2011

Ninja Tengu

Much like a tengu knight except much more powerful and drawn better.

Morgannus is a ninja tengu

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005