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Chip-share

Verb: The act of (willing or unwilling) sharing your chips with a friend.
Stephenson opens a bag of chips.
Tyler: Yo Stephenson, lemme get some chip-share up in here.
Stephenson: yea bro, get some.
Tyler takes some chips, everyone is happy.
by jaybollman December 8, 2011
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Soggy Chip

When you get a nice chip ( noun Chip Ch-i-p British English)

And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.
Mate i could do with some fish and chips, but I'm skint.

Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?

Good idea. cheers mate!
by StreyCat July 30, 2022
mugGet the Soggy Chipmug.

Cannoli with extra chocolate chips

Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole
Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?
by yomamabawls69420 August 12, 2022
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Chip Teaser

When you ask someone for a chip, and they hand you the empty bag.
Hey bro, can I hold a chip?” … “Yeah here bro, you can finish them” *hands over empty bag*

“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*
by Hunteroverthinkersmith April 30, 2022
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loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon
“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”
by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021
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Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
mugGet the Chips with a side of Cockamolemug.

Potato Chip

"I'll take a potato chip! AND EAT IT!!!
by Amogus69420 April 23, 2021
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