Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!

Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020

Jacob

A stupid bitch-ass person. Someone who suffers from a lack of bitches and father figures.

Person 1: Did you meet the new kid?

Person 2: Jacob? Yeah. They're so ugly.

by 28Avocados February 3, 2023

Jacob

Fucken legend, defo has mate called Cameron who’s like 6’7 and has some mad wig.

Jacob also has no legs cause his dad hits him

Jacob: want a drink lad

Mate: nah

Jacob: Ye having a fucken drink

by Ye mar August 15, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is the most sexy , funny, talented, loves sports, and can get any girl he wants. Every time you see him you almost pass out from his looks and you can get lost in his most gorgeous blue eyes. He is also the starting shouting gaurd for his team and every girl and friends cheer for him. When you meet Jacob you will be at love in first sight and remember him forever

Girl 1:have you seen Jacob

Girl 2:no he will never date me

Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi

Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other

by Katie clair March 21, 2018

Jacob Seibel

Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide

Some days I'm Jacob Seibel but other day I am epicsauce

by GooeyOoey June 23, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a band loving person. He dyes his hair a lot. Very loud, not very shy. He is funny and and can make you laugh but is mean at some times. He can skateboard but won't teach you how to if you ask him. He social in school but not as much outside of school.

Friend 1: "Hey have you seen Jacob lately?"
Friend 2: "No, he's probably at a band concert."

by tupac0021 October 15, 2019

Karl Jacobs

idk some bisexual icon :)
they r my favorite dre smp member also did any one else see when karl! and CORPSE had matching pfps ?? like bruh i love their friendshippp
karl is cute and he be dressin
i stan karl jacobs supremacy bitch hbu
quackity and soggy napkin know whats up thoo

Karl Jacobs: WHAT THE HONK??????!!!!?!?!!??!?!??!?

by Jeremy:) September 8, 2021