short

anyone under 6 feet ; a cigarette or cigar smoked halfway through, a film less then 30 minutes, to have less then the original,

also pronounced ( shout )

Jay: you got a newport?
tim: yeah but i only got one left...
Jay: well lemme get that short...

CJ: i only got one cigarette left and im gonna smoke it
BJ: well short me down

by consistent change IS flava September 30, 2009

snortle

When you're chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your coke.

Guy 1:hahahaaha that's so funny....

Guy 2:HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT MY COKE!

Guy 1:Goddamn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!

by BWhales September 9, 2010

Short Bus Kids

1.)n. A very avanced marajuana researchers group located in New England.
2.)v. To loose ones focus, and stumble at whatever present task he/she is undertaking at said moment, usally due to over smoke of marajuana.

n. Guy: " I got some amazing pot from some place in NE called Short Bus Kids"
Guy2: " @#!$^ sweet!!!!

v. Guy " Hey did I flush the toilet?
Guy2: " No.."
Guy2: " you pulled an SBK move huh..?
Guy: " ah shit..."

by Short Bus Kid's October 16, 2008

short porch

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008

snorties

An insuffulated combination of snuff (snortable smokeless tobacco) and Oxycontin. Derived from SN (snuff) + OC (oxycontin) + snort = snorties. Associated with the same pleasurable feeling of smoking a cigarette while using Opioids. Originally popularized in the Philadelphia medical college underground scene.

I'm going to stretch out my orange county supply by mixing up some snorties

by izzboy May 31, 2009

short count

A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc

Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

Short

Being disrespected to the higest extent

If someone call you a bitch, and you don’t do anything back that’s a short

by Tziah FoTimes August 3, 2019