A sex position where the woman puts a pumpkin on her head, while the man smacks her ass till it’s bright red and looks like a wild card. Also known as pumpkin fucking.
1- You what? What’s Jack O’smack?
2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
by Onyx_hana April 24, 2022
Get the Jack o’smack mug.A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 11, 2023
Get the Flat pack smack mug.When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.
Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
by brian 2 August 8, 2024
Get the African Lip-Smack Torture mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
Get the The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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