A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

Simp by sspm22 May 31, 2020

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simp

whatever the fuck i want it to be

him: you know what the definition of simp is?
her: ?
him: whatever the fuck I want it to be

simp by HonkD May 31, 2020

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