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Middle school

(noun)grades (6 maybe in some schools) 7-8
Middle school is the place from which you come from elementary school, and go to hell, pretty much. You're going through pubrety, so you already feel bad, but then there some other kids picking on you because you're a loser. What you've seen on tv is ALL wrong. You must find a few good friends, stick with them, and care what nobody thinks to survive this hellish place. High school will be better. I promise.
Kid1: Lyk oh my god, you don't have that new Good Charlotte cd!
Kid2: And...?
Kid1: I can't be your friend anymore!
Kid2: I fucking hate middle school.
Then Kid1 will go and spread a horrid rumour because of a really fucking retarded CD.
by xRaex April 30, 2006
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High School

A high school is a porthole to hell where everyone goes insane ranging causes such as:
Keeping track of who the slutty girls in your school are going out with.
Trying to be cool.
Trying to find wtf crowd you belong in.
#1 Trying to keep sane.
There are also an ass load of crowds, as described above.
by Fusion September 19, 2003
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school friend

a friend that your only friends with at school and you don't hangout outside of school
mimi's my school friend shes too busy too hang out with me
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
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Middle School

Middle School (n.) MID del SKOOL
1.) The place where your self-esteem will turn to shit. You will sink into a depression and feel more alone than you have ever felt in your life. Drama awaits around every corner. People hook up, do drugs, make out, cut, drink alchohol, and a number of other stupid things, so they can look back and feel “mature”.

2.) The place where you will find yourself backtracking on every promise you have ever made yourself in elementary school. "Be yourself?" "Be unique?" "Don't care about popularity!" Ha! Good luck, kid. It'll be harder than it looks when you're trapped in a cement block full of 400 hormonal preteens.

3.) Junior High Facebook consists of a.) posting "cute" pictures of yourself online, b.) constantly rubbing in the fact that you are Having More Fun than everyone else, and c.) constantly rubbing in the fact that you are "sooooo close" withh all of your "BFFS... or should I say, Sistaas!"

4.) The place that kids are extremely excited to go to at first-- lockers, new teachers, feeling like adults. Soon the novelty will wear off and you will see it for what it really is... a shark tank. With very bitchy sharks.

6.) If you are not popular, you will hang out on the sidelines making cynical remarks, while secretly feeling like crap and wishing you ARE popular. If you ARE popular, you are constantly fake-smiling and pretending you are perfect, while secretly STILL feeling like crap.
by ihatemiddleschool August 1, 2011
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School Lunch

Somthing kids on a closed campus school are forced to eat. Usually of sub-par quality and overpriced. If one finds the main options too repulsive, they can go for the bank breaking a la carte option. which consists of bagels, juices, chips etc. Main courses consist of, but are not limited to, the following items

-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
Joey almost vomited from the quality of his disgusting school lunch
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
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School Days

A visual novel turned manga/anime. The actual gameplay is the typical dating game. You play as Makoto Ito as you date and eventually develop a loving relationship between either Kotonoha Katsura, Sekai Saionji, or six other beautiful young women.

But it is at the endings when this game rears its ugly head. It is infamous for its three notoriously gruesome "Bad" endings, which either involve Makoto being stabbed by Sekai, Kotonoha committing suicide in front of Sekai and Makoto, scarring them for life, or Kotonoha outright killing Sekai while on a date with Makoto.

But when it came time to create an anime, Studio TNK decided that it wasn't horrifying enough. And thus, there was only one ending...the yandere ending, where Makoto is stabbed by Sekai, Kotonoha severs the head from the body, Sekai's neck is slit by Kotonoha, and Kotonoha lives Happily Ever After with what's left of her boyfriend/corpse.

So Yeah

It is worth knowing that there are actually 21 possible endings, including the downer endings.

If you watch the show, beware of the idiot plot and the yandere psychopaths
A friend of mine decided to watch School Days, thinking it was a standard harem. She was scarred for life.
by A Terrible Driver August 6, 2009
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Middle school

Is a horrible place where you won't learn anything useful in life, nothing like leaning how to balance finance or disinfect injury. No you learn how mongoose reproduce.

There are also several groups of people.

Preps: total posers and usually rich sluts who whine about not having the latest cell phone

Jocks: immature assholes who liek to stair at girls boobs and slap each other on the ass

Emos/goths: usually posers as well who only act like they're in emotional pain for attention even through they have food, a roof over their head and a loving family.

Real emos: do them a favor and be their friend. They're really in pain...
The toon platoon:. We're all normal and vary in personality, yet we have points of common ground, we accept lots of people in our groups and will have no problem helping you fix your whiny first world problems, because we're going to have to solve them anyway later when we're running the world and everyone else is a homeless drug using prostitute. we don't go shoving our egos down people's throats and often we are the only ones who do good in class, though we find everything useless. We generally consist of retro gamers, doctor who fans, martial artists, real nerds, true Internet users not facebook whores. Calm and polite. ECT.

Nerds: not the video game kind, the math geeks. They aren't even really smart any more. They just act like it.

They say you have more freedom in middle school. Honestly that's some bullshit. If being able to walk the halls without a teacher breathing down your neck is freedom, then we seriously need to rethink the definition of that word.
Lunch food also sucks thanks to government requirements that are supposed to cut down childhood obesity but really only make us eat more when we get home.

The principles are also weird and don't do shit for us. You can walk in the halls bleeding to death and they'll ask you how your day is going, when you request an ambulance they will tell you to have a nice day. Don't get me started on vice-principles.

Also everyone is going through puberty.

In other words. Good fucking luck you brave bastards.
Middle school.
by A. person May 11, 2013
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