Sleep

Basically your best friend, sleep will always be there for you on hard times.

Person 1: Brooo I didn't sleep last night I just played games.
Person 2: Really? I slept all day.
Person 1: Sleep is for weak
Person 2: Let's see about that when you work 6 days a week on minimum wage

by Tired Guy March 6, 2022

two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.

Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!

by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018

Sleep

A time where I can go where there is no more idiots and I can just have a break from life.

Dear sleep,

I’m sorry I hated you when I was a kid. Now will you please get me away from these idiots surrounding me?

by ImNotMakingANameFor1Definition November 12, 2017

sleep fighter

A toddler who goes bananas every night at 7:30 to prove to her parents, the world, and herself that she is anything but sleepy.

Little Crindy goes into beast mode every night before bedtime. She’s a sleep fighter.

by Cheek the Greek April 26, 2023

Sleep

A very useless thing used only by the weak. But sometimes humans need it to survive I guess.

Sleep is for the weak!

by xTheTricksterx December 11, 2017

karl sleeping

a very cute black keyboardist

"he's cute!"
of course... it's karl sleeping

by clusterbitch123 May 17, 2020

Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.

Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."

by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014