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peter

A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.
The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.
by cosmic user December 9, 2019
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Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.
I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.
by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024
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An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.
The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.
by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024
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Peter Bennett style

When one goes hard as fuck in the stock market with zero regards to his loss in Hope's of riches.
Peter Bennett style im going peter bennet style on this stock. I'm either gonna be Donald J Trunp rich or fucking tiny tim Christmas story rich.
by Peeta Bennett February 13, 2020
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Com peter

Com peter was created accidentally. Com peter originated from Compter Which is a french word.

Com peter is a name.
by komkomkom October 13, 2022
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Peter Collis

To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.

Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.

Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.

2 - Two blokes are playing golf.

Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
by zibzabzob January 18, 2011
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Eggy Peter

Highly Niche situation but sometimes you may come across a Peter who just happens to smell of eggs, needs a name.
"Kworr now that's an eggy Peter!"
by ReamusNath August 6, 2024
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