brittani peters

A girl who won my heart on our first date which was at Panda Express. Her smile is infectious and I would do anything to keep it in my mind at all times when I'm with her she gives me reasons to love when I'm not she gives me reassurance that she's mine she cares for a small group of people but is willing to help everyone. She doesn't know how special she really is but it's my job to prove it to her.

How can one find them a girl like brittani peters?
You have to look beyond the eyes distance.

So I can't just scope one out at the party?

by Millerdl August 6, 2017

Peter frederick

He has a deep passion for drinking from the furry cup.
His tongue skills will leave ladies named Anne Marie writhing in deep pleasure..

" Oh! you've sat on Peter fredericks face ?"

"You must have had a mind blowing orgasmic experience"

Keep his heart happy and his cock drained

by Facial Freddy February 8, 2019

Peter

You're really really gay friend Peter. Hes a little clingy but still a cool dude. Although he tries to get into every friend group.

Yo have you seen Peter? He wants to take jude out.

by peter gay lol November 12, 2019

Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.

1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion

by ZFTyler November 5, 2024

peter potter

Caucasian male that can consume heavy amounts of marijuana

My boy ben is a real “peter potter” he just smoked a Ounce

by Sean O’Malley December 23, 2020

Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.

"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

Peter

Who the hell is Peter?

Peter: somebody no one knows

by wthlux March 12, 2022