Instagram Eyes

The way you see the world when you're extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. Like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (Much the same way Instagram works with augmenting images). The condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.

1. Hey, check out Bert, he's off chops on LSD... Definitely got his Instagram Eyes on!

2. Oh, dude I couldn't fucking sleep last night. Now I'm gonna have Instagram Eyes all day.

by Hunkachunks February 25, 2014

Snail Eyes

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.

Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?

by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020

Eye Ra

A sexy Camel slayer

You see that sister slaya over there, it must be an Eye Ra because dat booty b poppin!

by therealsexycamelslayamia April 11, 2018

eye douche

a term used for saline solution or contact solution.

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.

by txmom74 September 30, 2010

eye-ache

when your headache gets closer to your eye and your eye starts to ache.

I can feel my heart beat in my eye-ache.

by meechiemeech January 17, 2018

eye luggage

The "bags" under your eyes formed due to lack of sleep.

"Man, when was the last time you slept? You`ve got some serious eye luggage going on there."

by hongkong October 23, 2009

Lovedog eyes

The look that a guy gives a girl when he poses as her friend but is actually in love with her

He awkwardly looked at the plants then looked over and admired her with his lovedog eyes

by Serardo dePiere April 25, 2010