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nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area
i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding
by peaches87 April 14, 2010
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Nerdbian

That nerdbian is carrying a stack of books AND wearing Birkinstocks.
by N2TG July 28, 2010
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nerdbate

1. to touch oneself pleasurably while playing, watching, or discussing video games ie Starcraft, Starcraft 2, HoN etc.
Starcraft 2 came out last night, I nerdbated until 6 am.

"Genocide!" OMG, that was so good, I'm gonna have to go nerdbate.
by suckafattyy August 18, 2010
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nerdemic

A widespread outbreak of, or overtaking by, nerds.
I skipped the party last night because it was a total nerdemic.
by Acadia Pinecone October 2, 2010
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nerd nesting

The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.
During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.

Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
by snakeroot October 21, 2010
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Nerd Graffiti

1) Odd boxes with arrows that need to be generated into Visio diagrams later at tech companies. Wipe/White board sessions where.

2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.
"Hey we probably need to get some Nerd Graffiti on this issue before we move forward".
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.
by Spodie February 27, 2011
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nerdered

To be murdered by nerds. This form of murder may not entail literal death, but may include being eviscerated in fiction, D.O.S. attacks and general reputation annihilation.
Soulja Boy should be afraid of 4chan else he may be nerdered.
by BrosephRoseph April 26, 2011
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