Wiping the Turtle's mouth

When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.

Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.

by Broaders September 6, 2019

Burnt mouth syndrome

When a kid of a under-puberty status won't shut the hell up with all his cursing cause he thinks he sounds cool.

Jimmy: Fuck you mang, i am gonna go tell my mommy you cunt sucking whoooooore.

Me: Seriously kid, you are too young to even be playing GTA. Get over your burnt mouth syndrome

by Pizzaralley September 11, 2009

mouthful of hot sauce

eating chick out while she's on her period.

Dalton didn't know ashley was on her period and got a mouthful of hot sauce.

by aaron montalvo December 16, 2006

poop in your mouth

Poop in your mouth is slang for talking crap.

Poop in your mouth: That boy had so much poop in his mouth he didn't know where to spit it all.

by keepinit 100 all day boiy August 2, 2016

Mouth full of joy

When a male cums in your girlfriend or other sexual partners mouth without any warning whats so ever.

"Jon seriously gave Tiffany one huge mouth full of joy last night she didn't even see it coming"

by Natedoctor January 17, 2011

Loud Mouth Soup

Beers Booze or liquor consumed in mass quantity resulting in a big buzz and complete loss of personal volume control

Yo Kev, can you ask your brother to shut the hell up? He's gunna wake half the city.

Sorry man, he's had like 8 bottles of loud mouth soup.

by kledou1 December 12, 2007

diarrhea of the mouth

when you use a bunch of curse words, similar to Tourette's syndrome or when you spread a lot of gossip.

Guy: I can't believe you went out with that asshole. He is such a player!

Girl: At least I don't have diarrhea of the mouth!

by Jaeda June 15, 2008