When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025
Get the Polished Moonmug. A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.
I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!
by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016
Get the Marine Park Moon Piemug. by Soul Corpse November 17, 2023
Get the Moonmug. by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
Get the Magical Moon Petalmug. Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.
Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.
Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!
Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!
by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022
Get the Moon Weathermug. A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
by Magnesius February 26, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
Get the unicorn moon ridemug.