Sewer Monkey

An absolutely atrocious smelling human that is too stupid to take a bath and is also lacking common curtesy.

“Holy shit he smells.” “Yeah what a lil fuckin Sewer Monkey.”

by Not_A_SewerMonkey September 05, 2020

Pogo the monkey

Have a wank.

Last night I watched a great porno and had to pogo the monkey

by pacman-71 February 06, 2010

skinned monkey

When you ex wife dates another ugly ass dude and you decide to drop diss track on him.

Pete finna get BEAT like a skinned monkey.

by 1rainzy January 16, 2022

monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals

by the cheat March 17, 2003

Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.

This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much

by gremlinsGizmo May 20, 2020

monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

by BrianN April 28, 2006

hub monkey

Comes from the latent word TACTICAL UNIT HUB Monkeys. The name originated from the 1st Armored Division. They are actual Signal Soldiers, who are locked up in a cage like area. They often are allowed out to eat, drink and once in awhile mingle with the rest of the community. Spotting a Hub monkey is rare, they are actually on the endangered species list. Please be advised, any hunting of a Hub monkey is illegal and will not be tolerated.

Please, when you past by the soldiers, DONT Feed the Hub Monkey

Please no slapping the hub monkey, it will make you go blind.

by Magic Mike27 May 12, 2008