monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals
by the cheat March 17, 2003
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Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.
This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much
by gremlinsGizmo May 20, 2020
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monkey spot

A spot, place or area on anyone's body that, when touched, makes that someone freak out and act like a monkey. This may, or may not include the flinging of feces.
Petey was loving the sex until Violet ruined it by touching him on the monkey spot by his left rib.
by Albumen October 28, 2008
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hub monkey

Comes from the latent word TACTICAL UNIT HUB Monkeys. The name originated from the 1st Armored Division. They are actual Signal Soldiers, who are locked up in a cage like area. They often are allowed out to eat, drink and once in awhile mingle with the rest of the community. Spotting a Hub monkey is rare, they are actually on the endangered species list. Please be advised, any hunting of a Hub monkey is illegal and will not be tolerated.
Please, when you past by the soldiers, DONT Feed the Hub Monkey

Please no slapping the hub monkey, it will make you go blind.
by Magic Mike27 May 12, 2008
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monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.
Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.
by BrianN April 28, 2006
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monkey snot

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!
"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"
by Gregory Spooner September 21, 2008
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monkey guarding

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 05, 2010
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