Moviepass moment

When something seems too good to be true at first, but then it turns out that someone just made a major fuck-up and inexplicably wants you to capitalize on it.

Example 1:

Friend 1: So, I can go to as many movies as I want for $10 a month? That's less than the price of one ticket!

Friend 2: What the fuck? That sounds too good to be true!

Friend 1: Actually I just read online that they're burning through VC money and are about to go bankrupt, and they inexplicably STILL want us to register and use the service!

Friend 2: I mean, damn, that is a Moviepass moment right there. Let's register for that shit.

Example 2:

"I'm getting paid for every line of code I write. My boss is encouraging me to split my lines into smaller lines, telling me I'll get paid more for each one. What the fuck? I'm having a real Moviepass moment right now."

by TakingTheNumber2 April 27, 2021

Jasper moment

Getting drunk and dragging people you don’t like outside for a “chat”

Jasper: Kaz come outside now!!

*grabs Kaz by the shirt*
Everyone else: that was Jasper moment

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

Frank Moment

When someone gets turned into a literal hotdog link. Particularly when it happens to a psychopath.

Did you hear about that serial killer who got turned into a hot dog? Total Frank moment dude.

by frankmomentdude July 15, 2022

Jack moment

When u don’t makes sense

Wate we going todat

Jack moment this is

by Jack moment July 24, 2022

Shade Moment

when someone is in an online space, such as an Objection.lol courtroom or a chatroom, and disconnects due to internet issues.

person 1: *disconnects*
person 2: thats a shade moment
person 3: definitely a shade moment

by Cherri.mp4 July 24, 2022

Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.

That is such an eggert moment

by Eggsert July 27, 2022

Milani moment

To get caught in a poorly researched lie by saying something chronologically impossible. The term originated in the defamation trial of Depp v Heard when Heard's counsel held up a cosmetic kit by Milani and claimed Heard used it to cover her bruises while she was married to Depp during 2015--2016. We learnt soon after that the cosmetic kit in question first became available in 2017.

Ellen Barkin had another Milani moment in the unsealed documents where she claims Depp gave her a Quaalude in 1994. The drug was, in fact, withdrawn from the market in 1983.

by j.j. bobasho August 5, 2022