mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

by Bro 25 May 6, 2016

Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.

Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010

mexican social

Going out to eat with your friends at a Mexican restaurant

“You guys wanna have a Mexican social?”
“Ashley!Devon wants us to have a Mexican social”

by Thewaltz July 12, 2019

Mexican s'mores

After banging a black chick w no rubber, stuff a graham cracker in her snatch and have dessert. Enjoy.

Guy 1: I was so horngry this morning I made breakfast in bed

Guy 2: How does that solve being horny?

Guy 1: Shakila spent the night last night, she let me make Mexican s'mores.

by ItsDaPoleece December 27, 2013

mexican son

A child most of the time male. Dislikes his nationality and immediately wanting to end his life or becoming an Asian. Asians rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was Korean. I hate being a Mexican son.

by Mexican son June 25, 2014

Pulling a Mexican

When one guy violates the sanctity of a pillow partition, proceeding to cross the border of pillows and perform a mildly homosexual act.

"Dude, so me and Fabio were sleeping in the same bed, but we had a pillow partition, so it's no homo. But then he was just Pulling a Mexican when he crossed the border and grabbed my ass!"

by Jamal552 November 12, 2011

Mexican Steamvault

The process of ingesting a large amount of Mexican cuisine and while in a vehicle locking the windows and repeatedly farting while others are with you.

My girlfriend pissed me off so the next day I retaliated by giving her a Mexican Steamvault on the way to work.

by MexiSVault May 17, 2015