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by KenKay03 September 3, 2021
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Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.
Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.
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Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
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by dubchaeng9 November 25, 2021
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Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021
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