Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.

This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much

by gremlinsGizmo May 19, 2020

monkey guarding

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.

1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.

by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010

syrup monkey

When a guy pulls a girls ears as he cums on her face.

I gave that Asian hooked a total syrup monkey last night!

by Shae wrote this shit March 9, 2015

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

spud monkey

Dropping a fat shit or rippin ass

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey

by ratty316 December 30, 2020

Monkey Month

Black history month.

Every February is monkey month.

by Smokey78 February 22, 2011

frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.

I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.

by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008