mexican breakdown

the act of raising your feet onto an object ie) (counter, stool, sink, small child) while taking a poop to extend the time you are able to sit on the toilet without your legs falling asleep, so you are able to finish reading, playing a game,or drawing a picture.

dude, i had to mexican breakdown for 5 minutes so i could finish my game of tetris.

by jon nopo June 26, 2010

mexican son

A child most of the time male. Dislikes his nationality and immediately wanting to end his life or becoming an Asian. Asians rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was Korean. I hate being a Mexican son.

by Mexican son June 25, 2014

Pulling a Mexican

When one guy violates the sanctity of a pillow partition, proceeding to cross the border of pillows and perform a mildly homosexual act.

"Dude, so me and Fabio were sleeping in the same bed, but we had a pillow partition, so it's no homo. But then he was just Pulling a Mexican when he crossed the border and grabbed my ass!"

by Jamal552 November 12, 2011

ancient mexican

an ancient Mexican is a older Mexican.

"dang, dude your an ancient Mexican"
"Porque?"

by daddy508 December 7, 2016

Mexican s'mores

After banging a black chick w no rubber, stuff a graham cracker in her snatch and have dessert. Enjoy.

Guy 1: I was so horngry this morning I made breakfast in bed

Guy 2: How does that solve being horny?

Guy 1: Shakila spent the night last night, she let me make Mexican s'mores.

by ItsDaPoleece December 27, 2013

mexican social

Going out to eat with your friends at a Mexican restaurant

“You guys wanna have a Mexican social?”
“Ashley!Devon wants us to have a Mexican social”

by Thewaltz July 12, 2019

Mexican Steamvault

The process of ingesting a large amount of Mexican cuisine and while in a vehicle locking the windows and repeatedly farting while others are with you.

My girlfriend pissed me off so the next day I retaliated by giving her a Mexican Steamvault on the way to work.

by MexiSVault May 17, 2015